And as an added Thanksgiving Bonus...

FAQ - Part II  (actually more of an AQ as they may not be as frequent)

A) What's Myles' favorite movie quote?

Since pediatricians suggest no TV before the age of two, then Myles has little to choose from as we strictly follow doctor's orders. Thus, no favorite movie quotes (unless passed on through oral traditions) until day 731 exactly. 

B) How did Myles manage to get 000-00-0000 as his social security number?

What are the odds huh? If you assume that with 9 digits there are 10^10 permutations (assuming all possible permutations) then that makes the odds very small. In addition, although his current SSN could be guessed by any identity thief, it is the one SSN permutation perhaps least likely to be used, thus making it truly unique. 

However, all good things must come to an end since while the Department of State is ok with it, the IRS will have none of that (at least if you want the deduction from an additional dependent) so this state of SSN nirvana will be short lived.

C) Is Myles embarrassed when he wears baby blue?

Unfortunately, he is unlikely to be colorblind like his father and will thus be sensitive to the color of apparel he wears. Most of the time his field of vision is blocked by bibs so he is unable to see the baby blue he may be wearing unless he has access to a mirror (which at this point have been banned in our home due primarily to the fear of budding narcissism but also to avoid newborn awkwardness from the baby blue issue.

D) Why hasn't Myles accepted my "friend request" on Facebook?

He is still looking for a "Ghost User" (like a Ghost Writer but for online social networking sites to accept and keep up with all his requests as he is too busy signing autographs. He has narrowed the list down though through several rounds of interviewing so hopefully soon we can all be Myles's Facebook familiars.

E) How many decimal points of pi has Myles memorized?

One (i.e. 3). We haven't got to that lesson yet. We have only got through addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, fractions, algebraic formulas, elementary calculus, stock valuations, logic statements, Excel formulas and basic macros, intermediate trigonometry, classic Greek philosophy, Latin, Inuit and currently about 2/3 of the way through memorizing the 10,000 most common GRE words. I know he is almost 6 weeks old already and hasn't learned basic geometry. 

To be honest, I'm afraid he may have a learning disorder when evaluating the speed of knowledge intake thus far.